Tumeric Citrus Tallow Dis-Honest Soap

$6.00

A cheeky play on words for an honest-to-goodness handmade bar.
Turmeric Citrus Dis-Honest Soap is a handcrafted tallow bar with a bright citrus scent, a natural white-and-orange swirl, and a light touch of chia seed exfoliation for a fresh, sunny cleanse with artisan charm.

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✨ Turmeric Citrus Dis-Honest Soap ✨
Bright, golden, and just a little extra — Turmeric Citrus Dis-Honest Soap is a cheerful little bar with a fresh citrusy glow and beautiful natural character. Dis-Honest Soap is my cheeky play on words: a naughty-sounding name for an honest-to-goodness handmade tallow soap crafted the old-fashioned way.

It sounds mischievous. The ingredients tell the truth.

🌸 Why You’ll Love It:

  • Made with nourishing tallow for a rich, creamy lather
  • Cold process soap handcrafted in small batches
  • Naturally colored with turmeric for a warm golden-orange tone
  • Soft swirl of natural white and orange for an earthy, artisan look
  • Chia seeds add a light, gentle exfoliation
  • Bright citrus scent feels fresh, uplifting, and clean

Turmeric Citrus Dis-Honest Soap is sunny, vibrant, and full of handmade charm. Fresh citrus notes brighten the bar with a clean, energizing scent, while turmeric lends a naturally warm glow that gives each bar its golden-orange beauty. A soft swirl of natural white and orange keeps the design earthy and elegant, while tiny chia seeds bring a hint of light exfoliation for an extra satisfying wash. The name may be cheeky, but the bar itself is all honesty — thoughtfully made, naturally inspired, and crafted to turn your daily cleanse into something a little more beautiful.

Because even the prettiest bars can have a naughty little name.

✨ Scent Profile:
Top: Bright citrus zest
Heart: Fresh orange peel
Base: Soft sunshine and clean skin

💦 Texture:
Firm, long-lasting bar with a creamy lather, soft natural swirl, and light exfoliation from chia seeds.

💋 Use Instructions:
Lather up. Buff gently. Rinse like you’ve got better things to do than be dull. For longest life, keep your bar dry between uses on a well-draining soap dish.

🎁 Perfect For:

  • Bright morning shower rituals
  • Anyone who loves fresh, citrus-forward scents
  • Gift baskets with a clean, sunny vibe
  • Those who love a little natural texture in their soap

📏 Size Available:

  • Approx. 3+ oz bar

Handmade with love in Texas 💕

Please note: Because these bars are handcrafted in small batches, color, design, swirl pattern, and weight may vary slightly from bar to bar. That’s part of their charm.

⚠️ Velvet Vixen’s Naughty-but-Necessary Notes:

  • For external use only, darling.
  • Avoid contact with eyes. If things get messy, rinse thoroughly.
  • Keep out of reach of children and curious little hands.
  • If irritation occurs, stop use and pamper your skin differently.
  • Handmade soap likes a dry resting place — don’t leave your bar sitting in water.

California Proposition 65 (for our Cali darlings):
Some ingredients may be on California’s “naughty list” of chemicals known to cause cancer or reproductive harm. For details, visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

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