✨ Pirates Rum Exfoliating Sugar Scrub ✨
Tropical indulgence meets smoky swagger — this exfoliating sugar scrub blends rich rum with creamy coconut, warm amber, and sandalwood vanilla for a scent that’s bold, beachy, and wickedly masculine. Fine sugar crystals buff away roughness while the emulsified formula rinses clean, leaving a lotion-like finish that feels smooth, strong, and indulgent.
Smells like a bonfire on the beach with a splash of rum and a grin you shouldn’t trust.
🏴☠️ Why You’ll Love It:
- Gentle exfoliation with sugar for polished, touchable skin
- Moisturizing oils lock in hydration without greasy residue
- Smoky, tropical scent that lingers like a rogue’s charm
Step into the shower like you’ve got a bounty to collect, then rinse like you’ve already spent it. This scrub blends smoked rum, coconut, amber, and sandalwood vanilla for a scent that’s warm, exotic, and dangerously smooth. The emulsified formula transforms into a creamy lotion on wet skin, leaving you clean, confident, and scented like a pirate who bathes in luxury.
✨ Scent Profile:
Top: Rum
Heart: Coconut & Amber
Base: Sandalwood Vanilla
Texture: Whipped, creamy, and sugar-packed for a rugged exfoliation that melts into moisture.
🌊 Use Instructions: Scoop a handful. Work it in slow. Rinse like you’ve just kissed the siren and torched the map. Hide the jar from anyone who thinks smooth skin isn’t for pirates.
🎁 Perfect For:
- Everyday grooming with a tropical twist
- Self-care that feels like treasure
- Unique gifts for men who smell like bonfire and rebellion
📏 Size Options:
- 4 oz – Compact jar, perfect for travel or gifting
- 8 oz – Standard size for everyday use
- 16 oz – Deluxe jar for ultimate indulgence or bundle savings
Handmade with pride in Texas 🤍
Glass is seaworthy, but if you’d rather have plastic, I’ve got you covered—just ask!
⚠️ Velvet Vixen’s Naughty-but-Necessary Notes:
- This potion is for skin only—don’t taste-test it, sailor.
- Eyes are off-limits. If they get curious, rinse them clean.
- Kiddos and curious hands? Keep this treasure out of reach.
- If your skin throws a tantrum, stop using and treat it differently.
- External indulgence only—no midnight snacks with this jar.
California Proposition 65 (for our Cali captains): Some ingredients may be on California’s “naughty list” of chemicals known to cause cancer or reproductive harm. For details, visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov (p65warnings.ca.gov in Bing).












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