Strawberries & Cream Tallow Dis-Honest Soap

$6.00

A cheeky little play on words for an honest-to-goodness handmade bar.
Strawberries & Cream Dis-Honest Soap blends juicy strawberry sweetness with soft vanilla cream in a rich, handcrafted tallow bar that turns everyday washing into a playful indulgence.

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✨ Strawberries & Cream Dis-Honest Soap ✨


Sweet, creamy, and just a little mischievous — Strawberries & Cream Dis-Honest Soap is a playful indulgence wrapped in a seriously beautiful bar. The name Dis-Honest Soap is my cheeky little play on words: a naughty-sounding name for an honest-to-goodness handmade tallow soap crafted the old-fashioned way.

It sounds scandalous. The formula is anything but.

🌸 Why You’ll Love It:

  • Made with nourishing tallow for a rich, creamy lather
  • Cold process soap handcrafted in small batches
  • Cleanses beautifully without leaving skin feeling stripped
  • Sweet strawberries and soft cream create a deliciously feminine scent
  • A playful bar with boutique charm and everyday luxury

Strawberries & Cream Dis-Honest Soap is soft, flirty, and impossible to ignore. Juicy strawberry sweetness swirls into smooth vanilla cream for a scent that feels playful, pretty, and just indulgent enough. While the name gives a little wink, the bar itself is all honesty — handcrafted with quality ingredients, traditional soapmaking, and the kind of rich, creamy lather that makes everyday washing feel a little more luxe.

Because sometimes the prettiest bars are the least innocent-looking.

✨ Scent Profile:
Top: Sweet strawberry
Heart: Whipped cream
Base: Soft vanilla

💦 Texture:
Firm, long-lasting bar with a creamy lather and a smooth, skin-loving cleanse.

💋 Use Instructions:
Lather up. Get clean. Smell like dessert without behaving like it. For longest life, keep your bar dry between uses on a well-draining soap dish.

🎁 Perfect For:

  • Sweet daily shower rituals
  • Gift baskets and boutique treats
  • Strawberry lovers
  • Anyone who likes their soap pretty, playful, and a little cheeky

📏 Size Available:

  • Approx. 3+ oz bar

Handmade with love in Texas 💕

Please note: Because these bars are handcrafted in small batches, color, design, and weight may vary slightly from bar to bar. That’s part of their charm.

⚠️ Velvet Vixen’s Naughty-but-Necessary Notes:

  • For external use only, darling.
  • Avoid contact with eyes. If things get messy, rinse thoroughly.
  • Keep out of reach of children and anyone tempted to snack on the pretty soap.
  • If irritation occurs, stop use and pamper your skin differently.
  • Handmade soap likes a dry resting place — don’t leave your bar sitting in water.

California Proposition 65 (for our Cali darlings):
Some ingredients may be on California’s “naughty list” of chemicals known to cause cancer or reproductive harm. For details, visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

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